Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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