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You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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