Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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