Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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