its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Randomize