i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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