how can u be prego again
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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