I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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