one might say we're banned from that church
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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