I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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