in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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