friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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