I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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