Sry I called you an 8
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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