Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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