I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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