chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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