I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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