Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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