Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
you will always have a special place in my vag
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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