so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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