try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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