we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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