I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
bring money and cleavage
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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