she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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