Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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