Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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