in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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