porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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