1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
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Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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