All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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