You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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