How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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