She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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