Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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