WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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