and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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