the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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