I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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