It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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