then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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