Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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