i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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