5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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