dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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