i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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