david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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