and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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