the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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