i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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