can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
love makes seman taste better
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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