Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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